Talking to Dogs…

It took me a lifetime to learn to talk to Dogs. But rest assured, I’m not mad and they do talk to us, about us, and about Other Dogs. Dogs don’t care to talk to other Dogs. It’s insulting to them unless they are Releasing a Warning or a serious instruction to puppies. Talking to puppies is about how much they talk unless barking while trying to bite off the penis that was hung-up in her for six hours by a male dog.

Barking is done is six languages. Foreign to most unless you take the time to learn to talk to your dog. So far, I’ve taught my oldest dog 65 different words so that we can communicate. The words are not people words but parts of our words so that they can say a three word phrase, but in language that they speak.

But they are smarter than what people think…