Here’s 4 Ways that prove I’m smarter than a Box of Crayons-
1. When I’m not Tweeting, I’m Crayoning…
2. I’m the Only One I know that can put a Crayon in all of My Body Orfices…and then I can Color on my bed sheets.
3. I breath like a Sea Monster because I have a Crayon in both of my Nostrils.
4. I recommend that you Fill Out all Job Applications with a Crayon and if you DON’T get Hired, you can blame it on your Color. (Only Racist People will think that this is Racist Joke, but I know it’s not because of my immense Smartness)
Smile, groan, and laugh…it won’t bite you. Lol