YAHOO! TIME TO LET THE ENTIRE HERD get infected with COVID-19. Because it’s gonna be’s thru Herd Infection. But Thank God, mostly our Fattest Obese and Oldest are gonna Take One For the Team!
Herd Im·mu·ni·ty–the resistance to the spread of a contagious disease within a population that results if a sufficiently high proportion of individuals are immune to the disease, especially through vaccination.
Herd immunity is a form of indirect protection from infectious disease that occurs when a large percentage of a population has become immune to an infection, whether through vaccination or previous infections, thereby providing a measure of protection for individuals who are not immune.
So, now the World is Re-Opening and Guess What? It’s not even close to anything resembling what it was. Six Times this week, I went into a freshly Re-Opened Restaurant and KaBam? KaPow! Not a single Customer was sitting or standing around anywhere. It was empty as all get out.
And places where they are gathering like it were their Last Day on Earth, they doing that because of two Reasons or maybe three or more like these. I like to think it’s because of number one. Yes, the 1st one. But at Open Bars and Clubs? And throw the Social Distancing out the window for these-won’t ever happen. But at them Bars and such-
1. They straight-up HORNY! The Guys got Blue Balls and they’re tired of dry-humping the couch. Girls are sex cramping…and they’re tired of that rubber Dildo.
2.. They the Herd’s Weaker seeking a Stronger Herd Member.
3. They want to PARTY.
4. They want to Get Out Of The House.
5. They have Given-Up.
6. They DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
7. They a Social Hound.
8. They came trying to find a Viral Pic or Video.
9. They looking for Rent Money.
10. They want to Get Drunk so they can play pretend They Somebody.
But for me, my going to a Bar or Club days are way behind me. And I know if I was a young man, I’d go out and I’d enjoy myself. Lord, for those of you who were not a part of the Disco Crowd, that was some fun. Yes, Disco Dancing was fun. And so is Western Swing. Any Country Western Dancing was always fun to do, too. And just Dancing. My mother was hooked on Ballroom Dancing and she was very good at it. But oh so sadly, her Dance Partner died of Aids. He was a really Cool Dude.
But let’s get back to that Herd Immunity. And sure, people without monies need a way to work. But dang, many folks are gonna find themselves in the toughest Job Market ever. Competition for Jobs is going to be tough, gonna be rough. And lots of Industries may take ten-twenty years to get back to Pre-Chinese Virus Days. You know, why WASN’T this called
MAD BAT DISEASE!
Then maybe the World would QUIT eating Bats. This is more than once Bats have Infected Man! But this has gotten way out of Hand!