6 Feet Apart…

Six feet under means you’re buried under six feet of earth.  But six feet in Social Distancing means-

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Six Feet Apart means good things and bad.

Six Feet Apart you won’t smell a Fart. Only your own.

Six Feet Apart, you won’t get Pregnant.

Six Feet apart,  you can say snug remarks and you’re Victim WON’T hear YOU.

Six Feet Apart, you can call your sister a Twerp and mean it.

Six Feet Apart, you can call your brother a Toad and mean it.

Six Feet Apart, you can spit your food in the air and try to catch it and no one can touch you.

Six Feet Apart, you can stick out your tongue at anyone and they can’t touch you.

Six Feet Apart,  you can spit at your brother, your sister.

Six Feet Apart,  you can cry us a river and no one can touch you.

Six Feet Apart, your Landlord can’t touch you.

Six Feet Apart,  you can’t perform Oral Sex.

Six Feet Apart,  you can’t get some.  You WON’T be getting any.

Six Feet Apart,  you can call your husband everything you wanted to call him and he can’t touch you.

Six Feet Apart,  you can call your wife a Bitch and you better RUN LIKE HELL cause she gonna touch YOU.

Six Feet Apart,  you can throw a book at someone and say you was only lending it to them.

Six Feet Apart,  you can be naked and they will get used to it.

Six Feet Apart, you’ll be riding in the trunk.

Six Feet Apart, you can dress the Punk.

Six Feet Apart,  you can go for days without showering or bathing.

Six Feet Apart,  you can finally Let Your Hair Grow Out!

Six Feet Apart,  you won’t be the Co-Pilot,  you’ll be a PASSENGER.

Six Feet Apart,  you can yell at a football game and still feel all alone.

Six Feet Apart.  You WON’T have a clue how to play your position in Most Sporting Events.  All of them will feel like cheating.

Six Feet Apart, no one will care if you Jack-Off because they won’t be able to see the little pecker that far away.

Six Feet Apart,  when a woman says she’s having an organism, you can then say-Okay. Gonna have to trust you on that one.

Six Feet Apart,  you will try mounting a Dildo on a Pole.  And everyone will quickly grab their phones to record you on the Pole.  And they won’t call it Pole Dancing No More, but you will Go Viral among people you will never ever know. 

Six Feet Apart,  you can stare all you want and people either will or they won’t stare back. 

And the Six Feet Apart Game continues…

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