1957 Soviet Sputnik Spacecraft Spotted in Orbit flying over the Moon!
This is one amazing find that the Soviet Space Agency just found.
But the News gets even better!
The Soviet Satellite also found another interesting find-
It found a
on the MOON!
But it gets better-
When Questioned, the Chinese reluctantly admitted that they had conspired with the USA in secret diplomatic means and yes, a Secret Chinese Group of Astronauts just completed a Chinese Built TRUMP HOTEL and it was found at 2250 Zulu Time: February 14, 2020 by a Soviet Satellite located in Orbit around the MOON! When questioned, Putin had nothing to say. When the White House was questioned, they would only say-We’ll see in 2024 if there is any truth to all of this.
But some are saying the “Trump Hotel On the Moon Package Deal” is already flying around in a NASA Flyer-
TRUMP HOTEL on the MOON Package Deal
Cost: One Billion Dollars per Guest per night. Free Pre-packaged meals of freeze-dried Burgers and Fried Chicken and French Fries. Free Gravity Shoe Use. Recycled Water will also be available and also, recycled Breathing Air. Sorry, WIFI is not included in this amazing packaged deal.
For all interested (and this part is NOT A JOKE!),
I can hope and pray that the ones lucky enough to be chosen to go to the Moon and Mars will have a Safe Journey.
Yes, NASA IS HIRING! NOT A JOKE! How cool to become an Astronaut would that one be?
u no, i still remember playing with a plastic Gemini Capsule as a kid and then attaching it to some string and we all took turns bouncing it around in the air with our BB Guns. It was some of that West Texas boredom fun we did as a kid and our father always won. But i still have dreams of being an Astronaut as a kid and maybe, just maybe you too did and now, you have your CHANCE to do it as well!
But now, for the rest of the 1st part which is purely laughter-
This Soviet News is one of the Greatest Finds on
Valentine’s Day 2020 JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
and now you know the truth-a joke, only a silly joke.